MIKE: You don’t want a cheese tour.
MARGARET: Sure, I do.
#1; Epoisses
#2; Wensleydale.
#3; Humboldt Fog
MIKE: Let me give you my tour.”That’s “Creamy Drippy”, that’s “Smells Like Amonia”, that’s “Body Odor”. That’s “Close to Cheddar But Not As Good”, that one is “Moldy Basement”
Now rehearsal is coming to an end for the night.
I need to go get some “Close to Cheddar But Not As Good”.
— Missy TeetersAssistant Stage Manager, Good People
Personally, I can’t wait to dig into all that cheese every night! But, given our budget, I think I’ll be eating cleverly disguised Cracker Barrel. Lori